If brain was gas...

If brain was gas...
try to think out of the box..... coz you just might come across something.....Well...... this blog goes out to everyone out there.... who wanna know just about everything!! We two guys will try to put up as much stuff as we can..... so what are you waiting for?

This comes for all the people out there seeking optimism.....

A bird is sitting on a branch of a tree. She waits and watch the world pass by, and shits occasionally. A rabbit observes her all day long. He watches that the bird does nothing and just sits, throughout the day. One day he goes to the bird and asks her that if he could also join her company and sit below the tree, and do nothing. The bird agrees. They spend days and days together just sitting and doing nothing. Then one day a fox comes and eats up the rabbit.

The moral of the story is: You can sit and do nothing only if you are already at the top. If you are not at the top then keep waiting for the tree to lower its branches for you, or if you are in a hurry then make efforts to reach the branch before it comes to you….

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Why Don't You Read The Entire Thing ?


We'll be highly obliged to receive atleast 5 answers from you from these bundles and scores and dozens.....
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures���?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Why do dogs sniff other dog���s bottoms to say hello, why don���t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

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