If brain was gas...

If brain was gas...
try to think out of the box..... coz you just might come across something.....Well...... this blog goes out to everyone out there.... who wanna know just about everything!! We two guys will try to put up as much stuff as we can..... so what are you waiting for?

This comes for all the people out there seeking optimism.....

A bird is sitting on a branch of a tree. She waits and watch the world pass by, and shits occasionally. A rabbit observes her all day long. He watches that the bird does nothing and just sits, throughout the day. One day he goes to the bird and asks her that if he could also join her company and sit below the tree, and do nothing. The bird agrees. They spend days and days together just sitting and doing nothing. Then one day a fox comes and eats up the rabbit.

The moral of the story is: You can sit and do nothing only if you are already at the top. If you are not at the top then keep waiting for the tree to lower its branches for you, or if you are in a hurry then make efforts to reach the branch before it comes to you….

Saturday, December 23, 2006

HUSBAND STORE:


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . ...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.
You have to learn to be grateful for what you have to get more.
When youare ungrateful you end up with nothing.

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